the joke

Since Steve asked, I'll share it so many can benefit from the $1 I spent.

There was a man who was a physcian. But after years of dealing with insurance companies, hmo's and all the other stuff that makes medicine crappy, he gets fed up with it and decides to study eastern medicine. One thing that really intrigues him is the use of leaches to suck poison out of the human body. While it intrigues him, it also bothers him. Why would a person want a slimy leach to suck stuff out of his body? So he decides to become a human boil sucker. He opens up an office and puts up a sign "Human Boil Sucker." One day a patient comes and he says, "Doctor, I have this horrible boil." The doctor says , "where is it?" The patient proceeds to pull down his pants and tells him, "it's right in my butt crack." The patient happens to be morbidly obese and is unable to bathe himself or wipe himself. But being a doctor (professional boil sucker) he tells the patient to bend over and he spreads the crack open, bites into the boil and begins to suck out all the puss and nastiness. As he does this, the patient let's out a giant fart. The doctor steps back and says, "Hey man, what are you trying to do? Gross me out?!"

hehe the end.